My medical saga is done for the day, not including the time it will take me to recover. Diagnosis: sinus infection with head/facial pain. Lots of horse-tablet-sized Augmentin for the next ten days, plus hydrocodone for the pain. I don’t think I’ll be productive to any significant degree for at least three or four days.
I saw no signs of the Machine That Goes “Bing!” present in the exam room. At least that’s a good thing.